Top 5 classic car customization no-nos

I find it difficult to tell anyone what should not be done with a classic car, or attempting to categorize what forms of any art should be expressly banned. When it comes to matters of expression, who is to say what flies? It is not only a matter of the First Amendment, (which as a writer, I staunchly support) but it’s nobody’s damn business to determine what appeals to the individual. So while I can’t say what accessorizing practices should be expressly banned or worthy of severe punishment, I can sure as hell make fun of them and imply it should be expressly banned and worthy of severe punishment.